Number 10: Heidi Pratt. AND Spencer Pratt. I don’t even think I have to explain this because I think everyone in the world agrees with me on this one.
Number 9: Kim Kardashian. Famous for being Paris Hilton’s best friend (now former best friend, I guess). Ok, fine and then there was Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I shudder just writing that out. Wikipedia calls her a “celebutante.” Yeah, what? Exactly.
Number 8: Lauren Conrad. I never watched The Hills or any of that stuff. Why are you famous? For being 23, kind of hot and knowing when to keep your mouth shut and NOT get plastic surgery (note to Heidi Pratt, this is what you COULD’VE been).
Number 7: Anyone famous just for being on a reality show and having no other talent to speak of. Sigh.
Number 6: Jessica Simpson. Just. Go. Away. You’re fading, it’s true but NOT FAST ENOUGH!
Number 5: Rachel Bilson. (I’m gonna get some haters on this one, I know). But let me make my case. The girl hit it big when she was cast on The O.C. And because everyone paid massive amounts of attention to Mischa Barton, Rachel Bilson kind of slipped under the radar but yet was constantly photographed wearing semi-cute outfits. This apparently triggered a huge outpouring of fans that are probably mousy, semi-cute girls themselves who are into fashion….thus began R-Bils’ reign as being famous for not much except wearing cute outfits everywhere. Ah, isn’t life grand? Oh yeah, I almost forgot The Last Kiss. Ok, you can have credit for that one. Barely. But you get absolutely NO movie star points for Jumper.
Number 4: Miley Cyrus. I would just say I wish she was LESS famous. I’m being generous because I know little ones need some annoying girl to look up to…
Number 3: Emma Roberts. Another annoying teen girl who is famous for being Julia Roberts‘ niece. She wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for that fact. Thank God she seems to be making horrible career choices (cough cough Wild Child)…I hope it speeds up the downward spiral.
Number 2: Kate Hudson. I’m the only person on the planet who thinks she was miscast as Penny Lane in Almost Famous. It was still a great movie, but that was IN SPITE of her, not because of her. I just don’t buy her as anything except a spoiled, Beverly Hills rich girl. Sorry.
Number 1: Toss up between Nicolas Cage and Ashton Kutcher. Nicolas Cage represents everything about movie stars that need to change, if you ask me. Overpaid. Overrated. Hasn’t been well cast since Moonstruck. Ok, and maaaaaaybe Peggy Sue Got Married. And Ashton was great on That 70s Show. Let me repeat. Ashton was great on That 70′s Show. (hint: on tv, where he belongs). I was reading something recently and was thrilled to see Ashton referred to as simply a “Twitter Aficionado.” No other description such as actor or any other word was used LOL.
I’m out of numbers but Mandy Moore gets an honorable mention. She would’ve made the list too except I haven’t seen her face lately, so that’s good. Although she was great in the movie Saved! so I will give her that.
Stay tuned. Next week I’ll post the Top Ten People I Wish Were MORE Famous! I know you can’t wait!
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